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"So," he smiled. "You must be Benedict." "Yes," replied the boy nervously. "Good, said Vogler with a merry twinkle. "Sit
yourself down," he pulled a chair towards the stove. "And tell me about
yourself." "I live in the pillbox with Alfie," explained
Flint. "It's a Type 28." "A Type 28?" "Yes." Vogler
had taken out his pipe and was stuffing it with tobacco. "You were working
down by the sea this morning?" "Yes." "What were you doing?" "Spreading dung." "What did you see?" "I was standing near the cart forking dung. I
wasn't facing the sea. I was looking the other way. I heard shots - and I
turned round and I saw this lady running down the field with no shoes on. She
must have kicked them off - so she could run faster - and there were soldiers
chasing after her." "Did she see you?" "She must have done. I was standing by the cart
in the middle of the field." "The middle of the field?" "Yes." "Did she run towards you?" "No - she ran past." "Did she say anything to you?" "No." "Was she holding anything?" "I don't think so." Vogler's pipe was alight now. He puffed at it
like a friendly uncle and gave the boy one of his sympathetic smiles. "Good,"
he murmured. "Excellent - that puts you in the clear. You may go Benedict.
You may return to your Type 28." He relaxed, puffing contentedly, and watched
as the boy jumped off his chair and darted to the door. "Just one thing before
you go. The soldiers who were giving chase - they reported that when they
entered the field the suspect was running in an odd direction." He paused to
let this sink in. "Yes." "Why?" "To keep warm - and to attract fish." "Attract fish?" "Yes." Vogler fiddled with his pipe. It was a Sherlock
Holmes style Calabash pipe so it took a lot of fiddling with. "OK," he looked
up cheerfully. "The terrorist was seen running from your cart and a few hours
later you light a fire near to where you met her. A suspicious sort of person
might conclude, Benedict, that you were burning something important. Do you
know what that means?" "No." "It means trouble!" |
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Vogler's pipe was alight now. He puffed at it
like a friendly uncle and gave the boy one of his sympathetic smiles. "Good,"
he murmured. "Excellent - that puts you in the clear. You may go Benedict.
You may return to your Type 28." He relaxed, puffing contentedly, and watched
as the boy jumped off his chair and darted to the door. "Just one thing
before you go. The soldiers who were giving chase - they reported that when
they entered the field the suspect was running in an odd direction." He
paused to let this sink in. It sank
in. "They say she was running away from your cart -
not past it." He watched the boy with a kindly expression on his warm and
cheerful face. "And one of our patrols reported that there was a fire tonight
down on the beach," he continued gently.
"Did you light that fire?" "Yes." "Why?" "To keep warm - and to attract fish." "Attract fish?" "Yes." Vogler fiddled with his pipe. It was a Sherlock
Holmes style Calabash pipe so it took a lot of fiddling with. "OK," he looked
up cheerfully. "The terrorist was seen running from your cart and a few hours
later you light a fire near to where you met her. A suspicious sort of person
might conclude, Benedict, that you were burning something important. Do you
know what that means?" "No." "It means trouble!" |
"An action-packed adventure that will
have you on the very edge of your seat until the very end..." THE PRIMARY TIMES Chicken House - ISBN 978-1-908435-37-8 |
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